I don’t like being alone. I know how to be, I just don’t like it.
I want a good looking man with a large penis. So judge me
Eventually soulmates meet, for they have the same hiding place.– Robert Brault (via wolf-cub)
my-kala: verticurl: I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone The most accurate thing I’ve ever read Agreed
I haven’t left my house in two days.
No one believes me though
I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be...– Walter Bishop (via prettypeachpeonies)
I think I've changed my mind again
I think I’m moving back home in August
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Come love me
No what they NEED is the version of Hooters for...
ghdos: vouslalala: ghdos: beautiful-afterthought: Not sure what they’d call it but I’d apply. I would frequent this establishment. Can we get a hooters for big titties and big bottoms im really tired of all the pear heifers shining tbh I would also frequent this establishment. I would thrive in this environment.
Two days off, I’m bored as hell. I need a parter to be bored with
I really just want to have GOOD sex
Right now, a lot of it. Is that really too much to ask?
When I look back on all the potential...
I need help lol I’m truly sick
I have nothing to do but work and go to the gym
My life as a college graduate
Trying to fill the void you left
It’s a bottomless pit.
uncannibal: epitomeofgreatness: The video for the gif that’s been going around all day. tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN
diaryofakanemem: My middle school obsession, B5, is finally BACK! I am so happyyyyyyy! oh holly night!
Oh yeah, I'm a college graduate now.
cedblk: I need some lovin’ and by lovin’, I mean sex. :/ But I’ll take the lovin too
I've been willing change to enter my life, I guess...
FUCK THIS PAPER
pardon my French
Bought myself a gym membership as a graduation...
There is a limit to my thickness